Broke But Premium

There’s seven dollars in my bank

But all my apps are top-tier rank

No advertisements interrupt

The financial collapse I watch

My fridge is empty,

phone is new

I financed every camera view

I can’t afford a dentist visit

But my music streams in ultra-high definition

I’m broke but premium

No money, maximum features My wallet’s in delirium

But look—no ads between the speakers Broke but premium

I’m starving in a heated seat

Financially, I’m medium-dead But entertainment’s elite

I pay for storage in the cloud

To hold the pictures I forgot about

A meditation app bills me

While giving me financial anxiety

My checking account says minus ten

My streaming service says,

“Welcome, friend”

The bank declined my grocery card But approved another free trial

We’re calling regarding an outstanding balance.

Press one to keep listening in Dolby Atmos.

I’m broke but premium

My life’s a luxury illusion I

can’t afford a winter coat

But I’ve removed all commercial intrusion

Your subscription has renewed.

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