Luxury Air Complaint

Welcome home to Unit B

A premium community

Featuring walls and luxury air

Sometimes electricity

Enjoy the open-concept design

The bedroom and the stove combine

The bathroom door is decorative

Privacy sold separately

Apartment with luxury air

You can breathe almost anywhere

There’s a roof above the chair

Please ignore the smell downstairs

Apartment with luxury air

One small window, market rate

They raised the rent by thirty-eight

Because they installed a silver plate

The pool is shown in photographs

It closed before the building passed

The gym contains a yoga mat

And one dumbbell that weighs eleven

My neighbor plays the drums at night

My ceiling leaks when skies are bright

The maintenance request says “done”

They fixed it by deleting it

Located only forty minutes

from everything.

Experience urban living beside a beautiful

six-lane highway.

Apartment with luxury air A sophisticated box of despair They call it

cozy, I call it small My bed is touching every wall

Application fee:

nonrefundable.

Hope:

also nonrefundable.