Burn It Down

Girl, I literally thought that this man was gonna fully propose to

me

Like, I was ready for that ring

And then he went to work one day and he left his

regular phone

and he only took his work phone

And Peter Piper Pizza started texting him like literally like,

like, so many texts

Like it was crazy

So I decided to open it and lo and behold,

he's been texting

some girl that he met

Guess where?

Guess where? On a freaking dating app And I was so shocked

I was like, "There's no way

There's no way that this man is doing this right now" (no

way!)

So I literally like,

oh my, I liter- I left him

I packed my bags and I left him

Went back to my place

(bye bye)