Centauress (by PR3Ylore)

Sheltered in the wild groves Deep in shade waits the Centauress

Settled on the forest road We in town got somethin’ voring us

Set up a vote,

see who goes We have a challenge ahead of us

Centauress (ah!) She’s all around

Centauress (oh!) She takes the round Centauress (ah!)

With her belly full and round

We took a party to her lair

Three disappeared, surely ensnared

Had enough of this beast in the brush

It’s time to spearhead an ambush

Centauress (ah!) She’s all around Centauress (oh!) She takes the round

Centauress (ah!)

With her belly full and round

We don’t know how she eats her prey

Galloping so fast, we’d only catch her dust We can only track

her hoof print way

Gurgling so loud, they’ll be gone by dusk Camping in the spooky

woods

Something big comes trotting in

Lifting by our hunter’s hoods She brings us in between her shins

Centauress (ah!) She thinks we’re quaint

Centauress (oh!) She’s filling out her flank

Centauress (ah!)

To where her stomach aches

Now that we’re in her derriere,

Who expected her to put us there?

Smells sweet like baked carrots and apples Squeezed close in here we’re

bunched up like cattle How long will she take to make patties?

Wait, are these the last party’s panties?

Centauress (ah!) Fastest ungulate Centauress (oh!) She rests her guts Centauress (ah!)

In the stable hut Centauress (ohho!)