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The dreaded mountain trail rises
High into the snowy peak
The rumors heard are truly lacking
There’s no running from the Minotaur’s reach
Horns longer than an arm
But what swings below’s even longer
Her bellow raises the alarm
But by then her belly’s hit the larder
Minotaur (oh)
Mercy on us Minotaur
Monster honest Minotaur (oh)
How you haunt us (Oh)
She’ll take her pick and play the game
Who gets honor and who gets shame
Tied up, lined up,
out back the wagon
She’ll choose two for nut,
one for back end
Minotaur (oh) Mercy on us Minotaur
Monster honest Minotaur (oh) How you taunt us (Oh) Then you haunt
us
Three were gone last evening,
three again tonight Did you see the ones she captured,
the ones she crammed inside?
Damn, I know!
I swear they were happy
Giggling as they gurgled away None dare get close enough to her
mountain shack
But I want a sample of her aphrodisiac
I thought I was so clever
I thought I would just taste
Instead she caught me in the act And now
I’ll just be her paste (Post-haste)
Minotaur (oh)
Mercy on us Minotaur
Monster honest Minotaur (oh)
How you taunt us Then you haunt us (oh) Now you flaunt
us (Ohhh)
Minotaur!