Sock Snatcher

(pant pant)

You walk into the room,

you look upon the floor

Another empty space

behind the bedroom door

I see you scanning round,

you're searching for the pair But I am sitting quiet,

hiding under the chair (hehehe)

I'm the master of the midnight thread patrol Taking every single ankle-warmer

that you own From the laundry basket to my secret little spot

Yeah, you might want them back

but I like them a lot!

The woolly ones are nice,

the striped ones are the best

I pile them up together to build a cozy nest

You think it's for a chew,

but it's a work of art

Every stolen cotton loop is close to my heart

(bark bark!)

You call my name,

you hold the empty shoe

I wag my tail,

looking innocent at you (who,

me?)

I'm the master of the midnight thread patrol Taking every single ankle-warmer

that you own From the laundry basket to my secret little spot

Yeah, you might want them back

but I like them a lot!

Just one more...

(pant pant)

(muffled

squeak)