

Oi bruv!
Ain't it a good day for a pint? (hahaha)
The sun is high,
the throat is dry Me cutlass is rusty,
but what care I?
We stepped off the galleon,
straight to the pub For a tankard of ale and some greasy
grub!
Oi bruv, ain't it a grand old day?
To drink all the rum and throw map away!
We're sailing the Thames on a wooden tub Singing 'oi bruv' in
the middle of the pub!
(oi oi oi!)
We pillaged the pantry,
we looted the tea But we got terribly lost on our way
to the sea Me parrot is sleeping,
me compass is broke But a pint of old bitter is never
a joke!
Oi bruv, ain't it a grand old day?
To drink all the rum and throw map away!
We're sailing the Thames on a wooden tub
Singing 'oi bruv' in the middle of the pub!
(oi oi oi!)
One pint, two pints,
three pints, four! Now the captain is snoring right flat on the
floor! (snore-gurgle-snore) Five pints,
six pints, down in one go We're the silliest crew that you
ever did know!
Oi bruv... Ain't it a grand...
(burp) ...good
day for a pint?