bone diggers

They make a monkey

right out of me

Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers

But I say evolution don't figure (yeah)

You need to ponder whether evolution is wrong Whether maybe it was

put on under cover of dawn They said we can tell from

rocks, we can tell by the carbon

'Cause this world has got a flock of descendants of Charles Robert

Darwin, but I'm looking for the odds at casinos The likelihood of

beef from random acids amino

Zero, we know it's hocus pocus

Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers

But I say evolution don't figure

It sounds like no evidence found

It sounds like their head's in the ground

1859's a fateful year They've had 150 years to prove their great

new theory I know some funny ways they found support for some

of it, kids

They made some hominids from parts of gibbons and pigs Your museums

are deceiving when you visit one day Take a couple bones and

pawn it off as a primate

It sounds like no evidence found

It sounds like their head's in the ground

It sounds like they're just too proud

It sounds quite boneheaded

Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers,

no, not me I found trilobites in stone and a petrified tree

You know evolution ain't paleontology

Transition forms are lacking,

that's a hole up the sleeve But the other option's not fun

So he gon' make a tool man out of that pond scum

This is his religion,

baby, don't be surprised

It sounds like no evidence found

It sounds like their head's in the ground

It sounds like they're just too proud

It sounds quite boneheaded

Let me hear them facts (yeah) (haha)