She Used All the Hot Water

(mooo) I rode ten miles through the dust and the heat

Dreaming of a bath to soothe my aching feet But my darlin'

went and took a two-hour spin And left me with a trickle

of freezing tin (oh come on)

She used all the hot water,

every single drop Left me shiverin' and wet,

dynamic-level flop

I'm covered in the trail muck,

looking like a mess While she is in there singing in a

steamy press (brrr)

There's a hundred head of steer

waiting in the yard But washin' off the trail shouldn't be this

hard I stuck my big toe in and I lost my mind

That icy blast of blue was a brutal find (yikes)

She used all the hot water,

every single drop Left me shiverin' and wet,

dynamic-level flop

I'm covered in the trail muck,

looking like a mess While she is in there singing

in a steamy press (save me some)

Yeah, the cattle are laughing

(ha ha) Just a cold bucket for me