Tesco Terror

(shhh) Harry and Bella in the fluorescent glow

Slipped past the checkout where the self-scans go

Two sets of boots in a single locked stall

Unwrapping foil by the white tiled wall

(sniff) Did you hear that?

(shhh, quiet)

Someone's at the door

Caught in the stalls of the superstore Security's banging on the cubicle

door Harry is frozen,

Bella's drop-dead cold Plastic and silver in the light so bold

(oh no)

Key in the cylinder,

the lock starts to turn

Blue uniform and a lesson to learn

No escape route past the wet floor sign

Caught red-handed at the end of the line

Caught in the stalls of the superstore Security's banging on the cubicle

door

Harry is frozen, Bella's drop-dead cold Plastic and silver in the light

so bold

(oh no)

Blue lights flashing in the car park rain Harry

and Bella won't be back again