Aisle Secrets

Harry and Bella went down to the store

Left their trolley right there by the door

Past the bread and the aisles of tea

Sneaking off with a look of high glee

Into the back, avoiding the crowd Whispering secrets,

laughing too loud Under the light of the flickering bulb

Thinking they'd never get caught (uh-oh)

Caught in the toilets,

what a disgrace Security guard had a look on his face

Harry was scrambled, Bella was red Should have gone back to the

bedroom instead (hahaha)

Over the tannoy the manager spoke

Thought it was all a ridiculous joke

Harry was stumbling, fixing his belt

Oh, what a massive embarrassment felt

Now they are famous all over the town

The local gossip is passing it round

Every supermarket, every high street run

They will remember what Harry had done

Caught in the toilets,

what a disgrace Security guard had a look on his face

Harry was scrambled, Bella was red Should have gone back to the

bedroom instead (yeah,

yeah)

No more shopping late at night

Keep your business out of sight (bye-bye)