Steelgrass Noir

Ohhhhh Whyyyyy

Why why whyyy

Don’t you just fucking learn {heavy twangy guitar riff}

I guess ima have to teach ya Sit down and get ya

pencils out Lessons to be learned Hey Bitches (ohh shit) I don’t

fuck around So find the fuck out hoes

100% on my level And I’m still gaining and climbing I’m soaring

and flying You trash ass be hating and wishing Trying to be

Cursing {driving country drums} Want to be wicked motherfuckers Ain’t no elphaba

Or Glinda… you a pussy ass bitch Act up,

square up Put the fuck up

Run that mouth ya ass gonna get hit Talk that talk if

you can walk that walk {waddle waddle} {explosive country drop} Acting like

a chicken trying to cross the road Walking like penguin Trying to

be cold sure But ya ass not gonna fly like me Gonna

strut like me Gonna be gonna be a bad ass bitch like

me Eat dirt It’s the best you can do I’m golden Your

sad sad and that’s the best of the many words that could

Fit your description Cough cough cough ..

TRASH! {taunting ad-libs} Mother fucking bitch wanna try me I’m the best

thing you could eat Eat it up like your man did Like

yo dad did You taste that taste on your mans mouth?

That’s me.. eat it up Gordon Ramsey dis bitch Hell’s Kitchen yes

chef.. Kiss kiss bitch {breakdown with half-time drums} Should we test ya

knowledge POP QUIZ! What not to do TEST ME!!

Who are you? A ONE BRAIN CELL PUSSY ASS BITCH!!

EHH DONT INTERRUPT ME ya ass done sir the fuck down Listen

don’t speak Learn for once Shhhh!!!

Listen don’t speak

Shhhhhhh listen don’t speak {fade

out with guitar feedback}