

(hey, wait a minute...)
I rolled up to the window with a simple decree No dairy
on my patty, just the beef for me
They handed me the bag,
I felt the paper heat Pulled back the wrapper for a simple
treat
But what is this yellow plastic on my meat?!
I said no cheese!
(no cheese!) Why can't you hear my pleas?
(no cheese!) You ruined my order,
ruined my day Melting my sanity all away!
It's fused to the bun,
it's a yellow disgrace Now I gotta drive back to this awful
place
I didn't ask for cheddar,
didn't ask for swiss How did a simple order turn to this?! (aargh!)
One job! You had one job!
Now my appetite is a smoking mob!
(why?! why?!)
I said no cheese!
(no cheese!) Why can't you hear my pleas?
(no cheese!) You ruined my order,
ruined my day Melting my sanity all away!
No cheese!
Take it back! (argh!)