Possum-Faced Fury

{dirty slide guitar riff} (grrrr) {punchy kick and snare roll-in}

You stupid, ugly, possum-faced clown,

Talkin’ big every time you come around.

Disgusting pizza left out in the rain,

A nasty wet dog with a squirrel-sized brain.

Sniffin’ around, causin’ all that fuss,

Nobody in town wants to ride your bus.

You act so tough,

but everybody knows, You trip over your own two feet and your

own dang nose. (hahaha) {distorted Southern

rock guitar layers} You nasty,

stinky, motherfucker, Think you’re bad,

but you’re just another.

Disgusting, inbred, weirdo too,

The whole dang holler’s laughin’ at you.

Ugly on the outside,

ugly within, Buddy, you ain’t ever gonna win.

You’re all bark, no bite,

that’s the truth I found,

Just the loudest fool in this little town.

{anthem shout

gang vocals} Hillbilly legend for all the wrong things,

Can’t even tune up a guitar with strings.

Talk a big game,

but you’re all pretend,

Every tall tale meets a sorry end.

You stomp around like you own the place,

Then fall flat on your own two-face.

The dogs run off,

the buzzards fly, Even mosquitoes won’t give you a try. (yeah!)

{blues guitar licks answering} Maybe one day you’ll clean up your act,

Till then these lyrics just state the facts.

Keep on talkin’, keep on bluffin’,

Everybody knows you ain’t worth nothin’.

{rhythm section drops out slightly} {acoustic and slide guitar picking} You nasty,

stinky, motherfucker, Think you’re bad,

but you’re just another.

Disgusting, inbred, weirdo too,

The whole dang holler’s laughin’ at you.

Ugly as sin from your boots to your grin,

You lose before the fight begins.

That’s the story, loud and clear,

See you next year… if you’re still around here.

Clown faced ugly snaggletooth.

(screamed outro) {guitar feedback and crashing drums}