Alien Pain

{banjo riff with jaw harp twang} {washboard

scrape intro}

They came from the stars in a silver beam Grabbed me up

in the dead of night Strapped me down on their cold steel

table Now my ass is burning from their alien light (yeah)

{build with rising spoons and washboard} They poked and prodded everywhere

Aliens abducted me and probed my butt

Now it hurts like a motherfucker from their alien nut

They stuck it in deep,

made me scream and shout

Fuckin' probed my ass,

now I'm walkin' funny no doubt (owww)

Woke up in the field with my pants around my knees Ass

cheeks sore from their experiments Green bastards laughed as they flew away

Left me with a pain I can't forget (hahaha)

{breakdown with jug bass

solo} { spoons clacking

faster}

Aliens abducted me and probed my butt

Now it hurts like a motherfucker from their alien nut

They stuck it in deep,

made me scream and shout

Fuckin' probed my ass,

now I'm walkin' funny no doubt (owww) { fading jaw harp and

jug bass}

{ washboard

slows

to stop}