Aliens probed me

{banjo riff with jaw harp

twang} {washboard

scrape intro}

They came from the stars in a silver beam Grabbed me up

in the dead of night

Strapped me down on their cold steel table Now my ass is

burning from their alien light (yeah)

{build with rising spoons and washboard} They poked and prodded everywhere

Aliens abducted me and probed my butt Now it hurts like a

motherfucker from their alien nut They stuck it in deep,

made me scream and shout Fuckin' probed my ass,

now I'm walkin' funny no doubt (owww)

Woke up in the field with my pants around my knees Ass

cheeks sore from their experiments

Green bastards laughed as they flew away Left me with a pain

I can't forget (hahaha)

{breakdown with jug bass solo} {

spoons

clacking

faster} Aliens abducted me and probed my butt Now it hurts like

a motherfucker from their alien nut They stuck it in deep,

made me scream and shout Fuckin' probed my ass,

now I'm walkin' funny no doubt (owww) { fading jaw

harp

and jug bass} { washboard

slows

to

stop}