Wingman tonight

Out at the bars with my crew,

scanning the room

My buddy spots the prize,

gives me the look

I know my role,

time to step up and play the game Take the one left

over, make sure he scores tonight (yeah)

He gets the beauty,

I get the beast

But that's the deal when you're the wingman

I ride the moped,

yeah the one nobody wants Take her home so my boy can

get the hot one Owe me one big time,

this shit ain't fair Coyote ugly,

chew my own arm off to escape

(owes me one)

Clubs and bars, same story every damn night Friend gets the ten,

I get the two or three

Laugh it off now but later I regret the choice Wake up

next to regret, moped ride of shame (hahaha)

One day he'll pay it back,

but tonight it's my turn

Eat my arm to get free from this mess

I ride the moped,

yeah the one nobody wants Take her home so my boy can

get the hot one Owe me one big time,

this shit ain't fair Coyote ugly,

chew my own arm off to escape

(owes me one)

Pay me back next time,

wingman for life