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{playful scratch intro} Yeah,
turn my headphones up!
Get
ready for the main event!
(hahaha) {bouncy
808 cowbell loop}
Yo, it’s Strip-Strap time,
buckle up tight, I’m strappin’ fools silly from mornin’ till night!
You think you tough?
Nah, you soft like Jell-O,
Strip-Strap champion, watch your ego go hello!
Strip-Strap! (Strip it!) Strap-Strap!
(Snap it!) Pull your strap back,
now you lookin’ all wack!
Strip-Strap! (Strip it!) Strap-Strap!
(Snap it!) Kid insults comin’,
but we laughin’ right back!
Step in the ring,
you got two left feet,
Trippin’ on air like you lost in the street.
Your backpack’s so full of old banana peels,
Smells like a monkey threw a party for reals!
I strip your strap,
now your pants feelin’ loose,
You dancin’ the wiggle like a goofy cartoon goose.
Call you Cheese Puff King,
hair lookin’ wild, Like a porcupine woke up and just smiled!
You throw shade? Bro,
your shade’s got no power,
It’s like a flashlight runnin’ low on the hour.
I strap you with jokes till you giggle and quit,
Your socks don’t match and your shoes throw a fit!
Strip-Strap! (Strip it!) Strap-Strap!
(Snap it!) Pull your strap back,
now you lookin’ all wack!
Strip-Strap! (Strip it!) Strap-Strap!
(Snap it!)
Kid insults flyin’, but we laughin’ right back!
Yo, your lunchbox game weak,
peanut butter on bread,
But you forgot the jelly—now it’s sad instead.
I call you Captain Clumsy,
always droppin’ the ball,
Run like a penguin tryin’ to escape the mall!
Strip your strap off,
your helmet goes flyin flick,
You look like a turtle that just woke up cryin’.
Your high-fives are floppy,
like wet spaghetti hands,
Try to roast me back?
Nah, you roast like burnt candy!
I got the funny flow,
you got the silly face,
Like a cartoon villain who forgot his own chase.
Strap up or step back,
this battle’s too lit,
You losin’ with style—now go hug your mom quick!
{tempo drop feel}
No bad words, just giggles and grins,
Strip-Strap wars where everybody wins.
You a silly billy,
a goofball supreme, But we still best buds on the same team!
{all-in energetic build}
Strip-Strap! (Strip it!) Strap-Strap!
(Snap it!) We strappin’ and clappin’,
the whole crew laughin’!
Strip-Strap champion, crown on my head,
Kid insults forever—now go straight to bed!
{drums fade out} Yeah… Strip-Strap…
Go brush your teeth,
you smell like victory… and socks.
(hahaha) Peace! {final record
scratch}