Bendix Song
(bwah-gawk!
cluck cluck cluck bwah-gawk!)
Boot beat, concrete, smashing down the block!
Eggman’s coming, ticking like a clock!
"Fresh from the nest!
Warm from the straw!"
Cheapest damn dozen that you ever saw!
Slam go the windows,
lock go the doors,
Nobody wants it on their kitchen floors!
The Eggman is coming,
everyone is running!
Yeah, Yeah
The Eggman is coming,
everyone is running!
You turn away, you sprint away,
He’s got nothing new to say!
Run, run, run, get out of his way!
Grab on your sleeve,
rip on your coat,
Got a heavy metal rattle screaming in his throat!
You bought two cartons just to make him leave,
That was your mistake,
now you’re gonna grieve!
He tracks your footprints,
shadows your stride, Nowhere to run,
yeah, nowhere to hide!
Breathing down your neck in the pouring rain,
Driving you completely and utterly insane!
The Eggman is coming,
everyone is running!
Yeah, Yeah
The Eggman is coming,
everyone is running!
You turn away, you sprint away,
He’s got nothing new to say!
Run, run, run, get out of his way!
Locked in your room,
hiding in the dark,
Hearing him scratch like a hungry shark!
Tap on the glass!
Tap on the wall!
Echoing heavy down the empty hall!
Why did you buy them?
Why did you yield?
Now your fate is forever sealed!
Footsteps pounding, heart attack near,
Sweat dripping down from the ultimate fear!
You turn around at the end of the track— He’s right behind
you, stepping on your back!
Face full of madness,
eyes open wide, Nowhere left for your spirit to hide!
He screams in your ear,
a terrifying roar: DO YOU WANT NO EGGS ANYMORE?! (aaaaahhhhh!)