Alphabet Blues

{eerie music box melody playing alone} (ahhhh) {creaky toy

sound effects}

You think you're smart,

pointing out my spelling mistakes

Building little towers out of blocks that I made

But your vocabulary's small,

and your toys are gonna break {snapping fingers and dry hip-hop rimshot}

I'm spelling it out for you now A,

B, C, D, shut your mouth

(shhh) {rising synth tension

with

ticking clock} Oh, alphabet boy,

you don't own the page Just a little actor crying on a

cardboard stage (hahaha) I know my letters,

I can write my own name You're just a little baby playing

with a spelling game

{heavy industrial drum

drop with distorted synth

bass} You try to school me,

tell me how I should speak

But your dictionary lessons are so paper-thin and weak (boo-hoo)

{toy piano chime and

heavy 808 stomp} Dictionary,

vocabulary, elementary rules

Just another little boy who's playing in the pool (splash) {filtered underwater

sound effect fading to a whisper}

Oh,

alphabet boy, you don't own the page

Just a little actor crying on a cardboard stage (hahaha)

I know my letters,

I can write my own name

You're just a little baby playing with a spelling game

{full explosive chorus beat with toy bells}

Spell it out

A, B, C... game over.

{music box winds down and stops with a mechanical

click}