Alphabet Blues

(ahhhh) You think you're smart,

pointing out my spelling mistakes

Building little towers out of blocks that I made

But your vocabulary's small,

and your toys are gonna break

I'm spelling it out for you now A,

B, C, D, shut your mouth (shhh)

Oh, alphabet boy, you don't own the page Just a little actor

crying on a cardboard stage (hahaha) I know my letters,

I can write my own name You're just a little baby playing

with a spelling game

You try to school me,

tell me how I should speak

But your dictionary lessons are so paper-thin and weak (boo-hoo)

Dictionary, vocabulary, elementary rules

Just another little boy who's playing in the pool (splash)

Oh,

alphabet boy, you don't own the page

Just a little actor crying on a cardboard stage (hahaha)

I know my letters,

I can write my own name

You're just a little baby playing with a spelling game

Spell it out

A, B, C... game over.