

Attention please!
Are you ready for the ultimate recipe of life?
No spices, no glory!
I tried to make the chai but I put in too much
salt
Now my grandmother is screaming that it is all my fault
She chased me with a rolling pin across the kitchen floor
I slipped upon a banana skin and flew right out the door
Oh no, here comes the neighborhood!
They want to taste if it is good!
Get ready!
Oh my spicy, spicy,
spicy masala! We are dancing all around the dhabba!
No more salt in the tea,
baby! (oi!
oi! oi!) Just shake your head and say achha!
My uncle says he knows a guy who knows a famous star
But he is just a mechanic fixing up a rusty car He
told me I could sing if I just practiced every day
But when I open up my mouth the street dogs run away
Oh my spicy, spicy,
spicy masala! We are dancing all around the dhabba!
No more salt in the tea,
baby! (oi! oi! oi!) Just shake your head and say achha!
Everything is burning!
My tongue is on fire!
(hahaha) Pass the lassi,
quick!
Achha!