Seatbelt Soundcheck

{airport terminal ambience} {boarding chime} {seatbelt ding lonely melodic motif} (Ladies and

gentlemen, this is your captain speaking) (Cabin crew,

prepare for cross-check) (Doors to manual,

we are cleared)

(Pull up... pull up...

PULL UP) Please

— please — please make sure Sure — sure — your seatbelt

Low and tight — low and tight Across — your lap —

lap — lap {glitch-chopped safety-demo vocals} {engine whine riser} Pull up!

(pull up!) Pull up!

(pull up!) We up here (we up here)

No coming down (no coming down) {growl bass} {off-kilter kick} {airhorn stab}

Seatbelt

—

click

Tray table

— up

Phone on airplane — mode

We takin’ off — now

Life vest

— under seat

Exit row

— no bags

Smile, smile — it’s the job Drink service

— after we hit the top (Sawasdee ka — welcome aboard) {groove

pulled back} {deadpan vocal delivery} Ding… dong… ding… dong… (seatbelt sign —

on — again)

{altitude callout

chopped} {rising synth stab motif}

Pull up! (pull up!) Pull up!

(pull up!) Brace,

brace! (brace, brace!) We up here

— no coming down {heavy wobble bass

layers} {full peak groove}

Excuse me — miss?

I said no ice Is this Economy?

Feels like Basic Economy Can I move seats — this one’s broken

Where’s my chicken? I.

Ordered. Chicken.

Is there — wifi?

Can you turn — the AC up?

I’ve been sitting here — since Bangkok And this — is not

— my cup {half-time breakdown} {petty dry spoken-word}

On behalf — of the entire crew Thank you — for flying

Thank you — for flying

KUBJAY Airlines Doors… to manual

{landing gear thunk} {engine spool-down} {captain’s sign-off} {seatbelt sign

clicks off} {fade}