Seatbelt Soundcheck

(Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking) (Cabin crew,

prepare for cross-check) (Doors to manual,

we are cleared)

(Pull up... pull up...

PULL UP) Please

— please — please make sure Sure — sure — your seatbelt

Low and tight — low and tight Across — your lap —

lap — lap

Pull up!

(pull up!) Pull up!

(pull up!) We up here (we up here)

No coming down (no coming down)

Seatbelt

—

click

Tray table

— up

Phone on airplane — mode

We takin’ off — now

Life vest

— under seat

Exit row

— no bags

Smile, smile — it’s the job Drink service

— after we hit the top (Sawasdee ka — welcome aboard)

Ding… dong… ding… dong… (seatbelt sign — on — again)

Pull up! (pull up!) Pull up!

(pull up!) Brace,

brace! (brace, brace!) We up here

— no coming down

Excuse me — miss?

I said no ice Is this Economy?

Feels like Basic Economy Can I move seats — this one’s broken

Where’s my chicken? I.

Ordered. Chicken.

Is there — wifi?

Can you turn — the AC up?

I’ve been sitting here — since Bangkok And this — is not

— my cup

On behalf — of the entire crew Thank you — for flying

Thank you — for flying

KUBJAY Airlines Doors… to manual