Free Trial Champion

Yo, ayy, ayy,

ayy Woo,

woo, woo,

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Free trial champion Never been charged

Calendar reminder standing on guard

Cancel on day thirteen,

that's the art CFO of my

own heart

Thirty days of premium,

I lived like a king Watched

the whole catalog,

expert everything Set the reminder for

the confirmation email drive We're sad

to see you go The feeling

ain't mutual

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tell the board Loyalty is earning,

y'all charge for the sword Spreadsheet

of the trials color-coded by the

deadline Girlfriend said romantic when I

trial, there's a headline But listen,

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the shelf Out of your subscriptions

That's the raise you give yourself

Twelve bucks here,

nine bucks there,

that's a car Cut the ones

you don't love,

keep the ones that raise the

bar

Champion

Of restraint Trophy case is just

a bank statement frame Ayy

Free trial champion Never been charged

Calendar reminder standing on guard

Cancel on day thirteen,

that's the art

CFO of my own heart