

{chaotic energetic acoustic guitar strumming} (one,
two, three, go!) {fast-tempo punk rock
drum fill}
My four-legged friend is acting strange again
Running circles in the yard like he's chasing the wind
But he's got a secret mission in the laundry room floor
Looking for the treasure behind the litter box door
{snappy palm-muted guitar, driving bass} I yell 'No!
Put it down!'
But he's the wildest pup in town (oh no,
don't do it!)
{rapid drum build, rising
tension} He is crazy,
out of his mind Eating whatever he can find Licking his chops
with a guilty grin Eating out of the cat's litter box again
(yuck!) {loud explosive chorus,
wall of guitars}
Now he wants to lick my face with that stinky breath
This canine companion is scaring me to death
The cat is looking at him with absolute disgust
But to my silly dog,
this snack is a must
{bouncy bass groove, playful guitar stabs}
He is crazy,
out of his mind
Eating whatever he can find Licking his chops with a guilty grin
Eating out of the cat's litter box again (noooo!) {loud explosive chorus,
big drum fills} {fast energetic pop-punk guitar solo,
tapping and slides} (go,
go, go!)
Crazy dog, put down the snack (put it down!) Never ever taking
you back To the laundry room floor
{final heavy drum hit,
feedback
fading} (bad boy!)