Pooch’s Wild Habit

(one, two, three, go!)

My four-legged friend is acting strange again

Running circles in the yard like he's chasing the wind

But he's got a secret mission in the laundry room floor

Looking for the treasure behind the litter box door

I yell 'No! Put it down!'

But he's the wildest pup in town (oh no,

don't do it!)

He is crazy, out of his mind Eating whatever he can find

Licking his chops with a guilty grin Eating out of the cat's

litter box again (yuck!)

Now he wants to lick my face with that stinky breath

This canine companion is scaring me to death

The cat is looking at him with absolute disgust

But to my silly dog,

this snack is a must

He is crazy,

out of his mind

Eating whatever he can find Licking his chops with a guilty grin

Eating out of the cat's litter box again (noooo!) (go,

go, go!)

Crazy dog, put down the snack (put it down!) Never ever taking

you back To the laundry room floor

(bad boy!)