

{subtle 4-on-the-floor beat, filtered synthesizer sequence,
boarding chime} (shhh) {spoken,
dry delivery} Welcome aboard.
Please put your little bags in the overhead compartment.
{beat drops out, rising white noise,
seatbelt sign ding} She walks down the aisle,
nose in the air
Clutching that leather
like anyone cares
Thinking we're looking with green in our eyes But honey,
I see through your cheap little lies (hahaha)
{bouncing tech house
bassline
kicks in, tray table chime}
That logo is crooked,
the stitching is wrong We know where you bought it,
it didn't take long You think you're elite,
but we know the deal
My closet has every shade of the real {snare roll build-up,
rising pitch shifter, oxygen mask demo}
{heavy distorted house bassline,
aggressive club groove} Fake!
Plastic! Cheap! (girl please) {pitched vocal chops,
metallic FM synth stabs,
landing gear thud}
We see them in Paris,
we buy them in Rome You're paying off installments back at home
Your double-C logo is starting to peel We fly international,
keeping it real (bye girl) {fasten
seatbelt announcement, beverage cart rattle} {drums drop out,
low sub-bass drone, airplane call button chime} Cabin crew,
prepare for landing. And please,
take your knock-off with you.
(laughter) {reverb swell, sudden
drum fill,
duty free cart
roll} {re-entry of heavy bass,
aggressive dance beat} Fake!
Plastic! Cheap! {intense modular bass modulation,
ride cymbal driving rhythm,
emergency exit demo}
{drums gradually filter out,
fading synthesizer sequence} Thank you for flying with us today.
(bitch) {chime sound, fade to silence,
final seatbelt
ding}