Birkin Showdown

{subtle 4-on-the-floor beat, filtered synthesizer sequence} (shhh) {spoken,

dry delivery} Welcome aboard.

Please put your little bags in the overhead compartment.

{beat drops out, rising white noise} She walks down the aisle,

nose in the air

Clutching that leather

like anyone cares

Thinking we're looking with green in our eyes But honey,

I see through your cheap little lies (hahaha)

{bouncing

tech house

bassline kicks in}

That logo is crooked,

the stitching is wrong We know where you bought it,

it didn't take long You think you're elite,

but we know the deal My closet has every shade of the

real {snare roll build-up,

rising pitch shifter} {heavy distorted house bassline,

aggressive club groove} Fake!

Plastic! Cheap! (girl please)

{pitched vocal chops, metallic FM synth stabs}

We see them in Paris,

we buy them in Rome You're paying off installments back at home

Your double-C logo is starting to peel We fly international,

keeping it real (bye girl) {drums drop out,

low sub-bass drone, airplane call button chime} Cabin crew,

prepare for landing. And please,

take your knock-off with you.

(laughter) {reverb swell, sudden drum fill} {re-entry of heavy bass,

aggressive dance beat} Fake!

Plastic! Cheap! {intense

modular bass modulation, ride cymbal driving

rhythm} {drums gradually filter out,

fading synthesizer sequence} Thank you for flying with us today.

(bitch) {chime

sound, fade to silence}