Birkin Showdown

(shhh) Welcome aboard. Please put your little bags in the overhead compartment.

She walks down the aisle,

nose in the air

Clutching that leather

like anyone cares

Thinking we're looking with green in our eyes But honey,

I see through your cheap little lies (hahaha)

That logo is crooked,

the stitching is wrong We know where you bought it,

it didn't take long You think you're elite,

but we know the deal My closet has every shade of the

real

Fake! Plastic! Cheap! (girl please)

We see them in Paris,

we buy them in Rome You're paying off installments back at home

Your double-C logo is starting to peel We fly international,

keeping it real (bye girl)

Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

And please, take your knock-off with you. (laughter)

Fake!

Plastic! Cheap!

Thank you for flying with us today. (bitch)