Taxiway Tantrum

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard

Please fasten your seatbelts (shhh)

Rolling up the aisle,

snapping gum, making demands Throwing bags in the bin,

not listening to commands (uh-uh) Yeah she wants a free drink,

looking down her nose While we smiling through our teeth,

maintaining the pose

Excuse me, miss, you need to sit down

She roll her eyes,

acting like she wear the crown

My patience is thin,

the cabin is tight We about to take off,

but we ready to fight

Put your seatbelt on! (ugh)

Row seventeen is causing a scene

Spilling ginger ale, being nasty and mean (too much) We offer a

cookie, we offer a smile But she's screaming and shouting

all down the aisle

Thirty thousand feet

up in the air

We holding our madness,

we trying to care (deep breath) But the pressure is rising,

the cabin is tight We about to take off,

but we ready to fight Remain seated! (ha!)

We have now reached our destination Thank you for flying with us

today Have a nice day (bye-bye)