

{light synth intro with female hum} (hummm)
Woke up to my phone so dead No bars,
no signal, filled with dread Trying to post but nothing loads This
offline life, it really blows
Scrolling fails, I check again
Buffering circle, my only friend {build tension with rising synths}
No WiFi sucks, it's such a pain
My screen's gone blank,
driving me insane
No WiFi sucks, what can I do?
Stuck in this world without a clue (oh no!) {soaring catchy hook}
Coffee's cold and my laptop's froze No memes to share,
what a total doze Friends are texting but I can't reply
This pet peeve makes me wanna cry
No WiFi sucks, it's such a pain
My screen's gone blank,
driving me insane
No WiFi sucks, what can I do?
Stuck in this world without a clue (oh no!) {soaring catchy hook
with ad-libs} Maybe it's a sign to unplug and breathe But honestly?
I'd rather just leave {breakdown with sparse drums} No WiFi sucks...
but maybe I'll survive
{soft fade with giggles} (hahaha)