bummer!
Mm...
you're gonna hate this one.
(That's a bummer)
You unfollowed me on Tuesday,
refollowed me by two
Babe, that's not a clean break,
that's a bruise
New guy's got a boat — congrats,
I hope you float
I still got your toothbrush,
not that I'd ever gloat (that's a lie,
I'll gloat) You can act brand new,
do your little "who is this?"
But three drinks deep you're a historian,
babe
— Every date, every song,
every kiss
And I'd hate to bring it up,
but... Heard you're doin' great now — good for you,
babe, so am I
Weird how your car keeps dyin' right outside my drive
Tell him he can keep the beach,
the playlist, and the summer 'Cause you kissed him and you called
him MY name — that's a bummer (That's a bummer...
mm, big bummer)
His birthday's in October,
mine's the passcode on your phone
You made him watch our shows,
swore you found 'em on your own
I'm not sayin' I'm the one
— I'm sayin' you dial like it
Twelve missed calls in June...
girl, you got a type,
and I'm it
So act brand new,
do your little "new number,
who's this?"
But three drinks deep you're a historian,
babe
Footnotes on every kiss And I'd hate to bring it up,
but...
Heard you're doin' great now — good for you,
babe, so am I
Weird how your car keeps dyin' right outside my drive
Tell him he can keep the beach,
the playlist, and the summer 'Cause you kissed him and you called
him MY name — that's a bummer (That's a bummer...
mm, big bummer)
Okay — honest minute: I still sleep on my side of the
bed
Habit. Not a metaphor.
Don't make it a thing
(it's a thing)
...Anyway.
Where was I —
Heard you're doin' great now — good for you,
babe, so am I
Weird how your car keeps dyin' right outside my drive
Tell him he can keep the beach,
the playlist, and the summer 'Cause you kissed him and you called
him MY name — that's a bummer (That's a bummer...
mm,
big bummer)
Tell him I said hi.
Actually... don't.
He knows.