School Drop Off Anthem

Left the house on time,

I swear I did Twenty minutes deep with a half-asleep kid Bell

'bout to ring, I can hear it in my head "On time"

became "late" in the line instead Idle,

creep, brake — creep,

brake, sigh Watchin' every second on the dashboard clock die I got

a meeting at nine,

I got a life to run This ain't the afternoon,

momma, this the AM sun

Drop-off like a Navy SEAL — roll and release Backpack,

"love you," out — set 'em free No linger,

no wave, no "have a good day" We ain't got TIME for

that, get outta the way

Bell's goin' off — you hear it?

Let's GO Beepin' my horn at the mom rollin' slow

Teach your kid the door — it ain't a chore He can

pull a handle, done that before Little Timmy fumblin' while you blow

a kiss We're forty cars back,

ma'am, this is a bottleneck,

this— You wavin' both hands like you're seein' him off to war

He'll be back at three — and c'mon,

he's not four Roll real slow,

one more hug through the glass Meanwhile the whole line's gassed and

harassed

I'm nice, I promise — I'm voly approved

But 7:45 puts a saint in a mood

See y'all at three when I've got some grace

Right now? Kid out.

Car in space. Vacate. (brake)

Go.

(creep) Go.

Bell rang, baby — I love you,

GO.