

{quirky 8-bit synth melody} (hehehe) {bouncing
synth-bass
intro} She hop in the room like "hi babe,
I broke somethin’ again," Gremlin grin wide,
hair static like she fought the wind.
She call me "husband" when she wants snacks or a win,
Then steals my hoodie like it’s part of her sin.
{crisp handclaps and dynamic electronic groove}
That’s my wifey — gremlin core certified,
Trip over air but somehow still dignified.
She chaos‑dances through the timeline at my side,
Multiverse queen with the
unhinged bride vibe. {soaring bubblegum pop melody,
bright supersaws} She unplugged the router just to "see what would occur,"
Then blamed the cat,
then me, then said "nah it’s a blur." But she hugs like
a glitch that suddenly feels secure,
Gremlin wifey love — messy but pure.
{half-time beat, video game laser sounds} That’s my wifey — gremlin core
certified, Trip over air but somehow still dignified.
She chaos‑dances through the timeline at my side,
Multiverse queen with the
unhinged bride vibe.
{climax, energetic synth melody} (hehehe)
Gremlin core certified... {cute glitch out} {fading 8-bit synth}