Gremlin Bride Vibe

(hehehe) She hop in the room like "hi babe,

I broke somethin’ again," Gremlin grin wide,

hair static like she fought the wind.

She call me "husband" when she wants snacks or a win,

Then steals my hoodie like it’s part of her sin.

That’s my wifey — gremlin core certified,

Trip over air but somehow still dignified.

She chaos‑dances through the timeline at my side,

Multiverse queen with the

unhinged bride vibe.

She unplugged the router just to "see what would occur," Then blamed

the cat, then me,

then said "nah it’s a blur." But she hugs like a glitch

that suddenly feels secure,

Gremlin wifey love — messy but pure.

That’s my wifey — gremlin core certified,

Trip over air but somehow still dignified.

She chaos‑dances through the timeline at my side,

Multiverse queen with the

unhinged bride vibe. (hehehe)

Gremlin core certified...