

Order, order
Court in red Who stole the tarts?
Off with their heads
Knave in the middle with his hands held high Queen on the
throne with a fire in her eye King got a paper he
can barely read Rabbit blew a trumpet like a warning seed Tarts
on a plate, but the plate looked shy Witness came in with
a sideways lie Hatter brought tea and a nervous tie Said,
I was sipping when the crumbs went by Gavel hit once,
bass hit twice Evidence cold but the crowd got spice Everybody guilty
if the Queen says right Courtroom glowing in a red moonlight
No truth here, just noise No proof here,
just toys Every rule destroyed Still they raise their voice
Who
stole the tarts? Who broke the hearts?
Who made the crumbs disappear in the dark?
Who
stole the tarts? Point,
point, start Blame flies wild when the trial falls apart Who
stole the tarts? Nobody knows Cards all shaking in their red court
clothes Who
stole the tarts? Let the bass expose Wonderland justice is a crooked
show Gavel, gavel, clap-clap Queen said run that back Tarts gone,
truth cracked Everybody act attacked
Dormouse sleepy on the witness stand Hatter swore crumbs were not in
his hand Cook brought pepper and a frying pan Jury wrote notes
that they don’t understand Alice grew taller with a rising chest Sick
of the lies and the royal mess Queen screamed sentence before the
rest Alice said wait,
this court’s a test Cards leaned in,
floor shook hard Roses turned red in the palace yard I saw
fear hiding behind every guard This whole trial was a house of
cards
If the sentence comes before the crime If the clock lies about
the time
If the truth can’t speak in line
Then the guilty crown is mine
Who stole the tarts?
Who broke the hearts?
Who made the crumbs disappear in the dark?
Who stole the tarts?
Point, point, start
Blame flies wild when the trial falls apart Who stole the tarts?
Nobody knows Cards all shaking in their red court clothes Who stole
the tarts? Let the bass expose Wonderland justice is a crooked show
Order, order
Court in red
Alice stood up
And shook her head