

Achoo Pepper in the air
Achoo
Plates everywhere Stir-stir
Don’t look scared
Wonderland cooking
Something unfair
Walked in the kitchen,
smoke too thick Cook got a spoon and a wild little kick
Duchess on a chair with a mean red lip Baby in the
corner doing backflip tricks Pepper on the table,
pepper in my eye Pepper made the ceiling sneeze twice
Pot said hush, pan said fight
Cat in the window with a grin too wide Duck that plate,
dodge that cup Soup got teeth and the floor jumped up
I said excuse me,
they said good luck
Then the whole room bounced when the bass kicked up Nothing soft
in this house Nothing sweet in this sound
Every laugh got claws Every
rule breaks down
Pepper in the kitchen,
everybody sneeze Mad little house got me weak in the knees Baby
crying, plates flying, cat in the breeze Wonderland weird and it won’t
say please Pepper in the kitchen,
stir that pot Too much spice and the room gets hot Laugh
so hard that the windows pop Achoo,
achoo, don’t stop
Achoo, achoo Move that stew Achoo,
achoo What did I walk into?
Spoon hit, pan clap Bassline snap Pepper in the kitchen Run it
right back Duchess said morals with a crooked little smile Every sentence
twisted by a country mile Cook threw a dish and called that
style Baby turned pig after crying awhile I said no,
no, that can’t be right Cat said everything changes tonight Smoke curled
purple in the candlelight Then the cradle started dancing out of sight
Big sneeze, small scream Ugly little nursery dream I held on tight
but the beat got mean Now I’m running from the soup tureen
If a home has no peace Is it still a home?
If a baby grows tusks Should I leave it alone?
If the lesson tastes wrong Do I swallow the line?
Wonderland feeds me madness Then calls it fine
Pepper in the kitchen,
everybody sneeze Mad little house got me weak in the knees Baby
crying, plates flying, cat in the breeze Wonderland weird and it won’t
say please Pepper in the kitchen,
stir that pot Too much spice and the room gets hot Laugh
so hard that the windows pop Achoo,
achoo, don’t stop
Pepper in the air
Cat on the stair Baby gone strange And I’m still there