

(hahaha) Let me tell you 'bout the king
of the shop floor!
He's the shop foreman,
the fastest in the state
Fabricating metal
at a lightning-fast rate He'll spot a storefront frame from two years
ago Recalling every size like a one-man show Then he's striking a
pose, showing off his Kung Fu Watch him chop the air,
nothing he can't do
He can build any structure under the sun With a big sausage
caulk tube, he's chasing everyone
Slinging setting blocks if you're standing in place With a quick-witted comeback
slap-bang in your face Yeah,
he's the best at what he does!
He stalks the delivery guy
down the main hall
With a massive tube of caulk,
he is having a ball
Cracking funny gay jokes,
keeping spirits high
Fastest with the banter,
makes the whole crew sigh No one tries to tease him,
his wits are too bright
Every single comeback is as fast as light Yeah,
he's the king of the shop!
Don't get hit by a setting block! (hahaha)