Forman’s Fastball Frenzy

(hahaha) Let me tell you 'bout the king

of the shop floor!

He's the shop foreman,

the fastest in the state

Fabricating metal

at a lightning-fast rate He'll spot a storefront frame from two years

ago Recalling every size like a one-man show Then he's striking a

pose, showing off his Kung Fu Watch him chop the air,

nothing he can't do

He can build any structure under the sun With a big sausage

caulk tube, he's chasing everyone

Slinging setting blocks if you're standing in place With a quick-witted comeback

slap-bang in your face Yeah,

he's the best at what he does!

He stalks the delivery guy

down the main hall

With a massive tube of caulk,

he is having a ball

Cracking funny gay jokes,

keeping spirits high

Fastest with the banter,

makes the whole crew sigh No one tries to tease him,

his wits are too bright

Every single comeback is as fast as light Yeah,

he's the king of the shop!

Don't get hit by a setting block! (hahaha)