𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑛𐑲

Please stop climbing things You do not need to climb

The ladder looked suspicious The first eleven times

Please stop testing gravity It already works The pavement passed inspection You

don't have to research I know you have a theory I know

you have a plan The plan appears to be

Someone call dee amber lamps

DON'T DIE That's the whole instruction

DON'T DIE Please read the documentation DON'T DIE

You are not replaceable

DON'T DIE

I just got used to your face

Please stop poking wildlife To see what they might do

The scientific method Does not require you

Please stop saying watch this Before attempting things Those words have caused

more damage Than several ancient kings You climbed a thing You jumped

a thing You touched a thing that hummed You fix a thing

You kick a thing You say,

"I wonder..." and then run The doctors have concerns The laws of

physics too I keep making flowcharts Specifically for you

DON'T DIE That's the whole instruction

DON'T DIE Please read the documentation DON'T DIE

You are not replaceable

DON'T DIE

I just got used to your face

You

said

technically I said absolutely not

You cited three exceptions I cited quite a lot You called it

exploration

I called it negligence You somehow survived again Against all evidence

DON'T DIE I'm asking very nicely

DON'T DIE The paperwork excites me

DON'T DIE The hospital remembers DON'T DIE

Please make it to December

DON'T DIE You

call it adventure

DON'T

DIE

I call it a claim

Dee amber lamps crew Already knows your name

Incident report:

Subject observed approaching danger.

Again. Recommendation:

Please stop. Subject response: Okay,

but what if... END REPORT.