Mr Jeff’s Drill Budget Blues

Yeah

Phone ringing again

Just another morning for Mr.

Jeff

Thirty-four projects on a single screen Fueled by the Starbucks,

running on steam Foreman calling up,

saying 'Jeff, listen here' 'This guy no good,

you pay him too mucho,

clear?' But Jeff keeps it moving,

signing the checks Buying titanium drill bits,

forty bucks a set Joe's yelling on the line,

screaming 'bout the price But those titanium tips make the drilling real

nice

But at the end of the week,

it's just the daily grind

Trying to keep the lights on,

peace of mind Food on the table,

keeping everyone paid Just another wild day in the project manager trade

Now the phone's blowing up,

glass is too big Wait,

the carpenters put it in the wrong elevation dig?

Glaziers on the other line,

crying for some caulk They ran out of silicone,

now they refuse to walk Eddie's calling next like 'Jeff,

what's the deal?' 'Six thousand in extra glass,

is this for real?' Joe is still yelling 'bout the tools and

the cost Jeff takes a sip of dark roast,

counting up the lost But at the end of the week,

it's just the daily grind Trying to keep the lights on,

peace of mind Food on

the table,

keeping

everyone paid Just another wild day in the project manager trade Yeah,

thirty-four projects, man... Just pass me that Starbucks

And another forty-dollar drill bit