Brass Between Shifts

(sighhh) Is it nine AM or nine PM?

I forget. I flip the burgers from six to ten

Then change my shirt and I'm a clerk again

By noon I'm walking fifteen French poodles

While eating cold instant noodles.

My tax return is ninety pages long

I wear three nametags and they all look wrong!

When do I sleep?

Nobody knows!

I've got three bosses yelling in my ear

I haven't had a single day off this year A barista,

a driver, a clown for the kids My sanity is completely on

the skids!

At three o'clock I deliver the mail

At four I'm cleaning out a reptile trail

At five I tutor high school chemistry

I don't even know what is happening to me!

My phone is buzzing with five different apps

If I sit down for a minute,

I collapse

Is there a job that pays me

just to sleep?

Please let me know...

I've got three bosses yelling in my ear

I haven't had a single day off this year A barista,

a driver, a clown for the kids My sanity is completely on

the skids!

Wait, I'm late for my night shift!

Where is my spatula?

(ahhhh) Which way is the exit?