Serious Frolic

(hummmm) Is the mic on?

Yeah, okay. Let's make something really serious.

Really, really serious.

I put on a suit to sit on my couch Got a

briefcase full of potato chips now Writing a masterclass on how to

slouch Highly professional, watch how I crouch This is serious business,

critical state Eating cold pizza off a fancy silver plate Got a

major meeting with my pet cat at eight He says the budget

is lookin' great

We keeping it serious,

completely intense Doing absolute nonsense that makes perfect sense We keeping it

serious, premium grade Just a bunch of professionals getting underpaid (hahaha) Signed

a contract in crayon,

looks very official Blew my coffee too hard,

now I need a tissue My financial advisor is a cartoon character

Checking my statements with a gold protractor Highly sophisticated,

utterly elite With mismatching socks on both of my feet I walk

down the hall like I own the whole street Then I trip

on the rug to this beautiful beat

We keeping it serious,

completely intense Doing absolute nonsense that makes perfect sense We keeping it

serious, premium grade Just a bunch of professionals getting underpaid

Very serious. No laughing allowed.

Okay, I'm done. Where's my juice box? (wheeew)