

Yeah, check the mic We gotta talk about Brendan for a second
Listen close
Brendan claims he is the master of the playground court But when
he gets the basketball his breath runs short He tried to do
a crossover and tripped on his shoe The whole fifth grade was
laughing at his clumsy move He talks a big game when he's
sitting online But when the spelling bee starts he forgets every line
Oh Brendan, why you gotta pretend?
You are losing matches in the back of the trend Oh Brendan,
better study your books
Your gaming skills are terrible despite how it looks
You say your high scores are the best in the land But
you dropped your game controller straight into the sand You wear those
cool sneakers but you cannot even run You get tired on the
first lap before we've begun Always bragging 'bout your bike like it's
got a big engine But you still use training wheels that you
forgot to mention
Oh Brendan, why you gotta pretend?
You are losing matches in the back of the trend Oh Brendan,
better study your books
Your gaming skills are terrible despite how it looks
No training wheels, Brendan
Time to step it up
Yeah, class is over