Eric’s Last Stand

Eric, pull up a chair,

class starts now I brought receipts and a sharpened smile

Eric talks loud, but the room stays still Name on the flyer,

but he can't fill the bill Every punchline limps,

every flex feels rented I checked your highlight reel,

nothing there was invented You chase the wave,

then trip on the shore I open one note and they ask

for more You say you run things,

that's cute, that's sweet Your whole game folds when it hears my

beat

Eric, sit down, you been talking too tall

Paper crown bent when the real ones call

Eric, sit down, let the scoreboard speak

Big noise online, small steps in the street

You bought a mirror just to practice being major Still couldn't sell

it to your biggest favor I move quiet,

then the numbers get noisy You move sideways,

then blame everybody Your bars got training wheels,

my pen got grip You bring a paper boat,

I bring the whole ship If confidence paid,

you'd be rich by noon But talent checked out of your rented

room

This ain't anger, this is quality control You

dropped a weak shot,

I returned it whole No hard feelings,

just a hard lesson Next time aim better before you press send

Eric, sit down, you been talking too tall Paper crown bent when

the real ones call Eric,

sit down, let the scoreboard speak Big noise online,

small steps in the street Eric,

sit down, hear the whole room say Talk is cheap when the

rent comes late Eric,

sit down

Keep the crown, it's cardboard anyway

Eric, sit down

Class dismissed, have a decent day