hallmonitor.

He's got a smile like a vending machine

Eyes the color of a hospital wall

Knows the way I never raised my hand

Knows my locker, knows my mother's call

Hall monitor,

hall monitor

Arrest this man, he learned to

disappear

Hall

monitor, hall monitor

Take my pulse, my permission slip,

my year

She's got a clipboard heavy as a brick

Pencil chewed down to the metal end

Asks me

twice if I'm feeling okay

I say yes the way I always pretend

Hall

monitor, hall monitor

Take the girl who never made a sound Hall monitor,

hall monitor

Keep my secrets, keep me underground For a second there,

I almost told the truth

For a second there,

I almost told the truth

For a second there,

I almost told the truth And I

swallowed it, swallowed it whole

For a second there,

I almost told the truth

And I swallowed it whole