

(ah!) Hey! (ha!)
I wore a paper crown to the council debate They kissed the
ring, then argued over crumbs on the plate The drummer kicked the
door and the room fell in line A saint with dirty fingers
said the scandal looked fine I grin through the smoke with a
headline face
Selling cheap salvation by the half-minute grace Wind it tighter,
watch it shake
Every little promise starts to break
Hold your laughter, bite the wire Strike the match and feed the
fire
Dance, you saints of second hand shame
Bang the table, brag your borrowed name
We are the joke and the punchline too Laughing with our teeth
showing through
Hey! hey! tear the velvet down
Hey! hey! hand me the paper crown Your perfect little posture cracked
under the heat There was mud on the sermon and spit on
the sheet
A sax cried crooked while the spotlight swayed And every righteous haircut
looked suddenly frayed I sold my doubt for a front row seat
Now the whole house stomps to a lopsided beat
Dance, you saints of second hand shame Bang the table,
brag your borrowed name
We are the joke and the punchline too Laughing with our teeth
showing through
Hey! hey! tear the velvet down
Hey! hey! hand me the paper crown Look at the mirror learning
how to lie
Look at the choir with a hook in its tie I raise
my glass to the grand disguise
Then bite the stem and sing with open eyes (ah!) (ha!) (ooh)
Dance, you saints of second hand shame Bang the table,
brag your borrowed name We are the joke and the punchline too
Laughing with our teeth
showing through Hey! hey!
tear the velvet down Hey!
hey! hand me the paper crown
Dance till the rafters answer back Kick the podium off the track
We are the grin in
the cracked old glass A marching band built out of brass Paper
crown Paper crown Tear it down Tear it down Laugh it out
Laugh it out Paper crown Paper crown Hey!
Hey!