

Donatus dey come,
make way, make way
Big grammar for road,
today na today
Donatus walk in like a parliament king,
Big grammar flying with the nonsense he bring,
Hypothetically philosophical, that’s his favorite line,
But ask am wetin e mean,
he changing the sign.
Self-acclaimed honorable doctor in the zone,
Using heavy vocabulary from a cracked-up phone,
Every conversation turn to motivation show,
But half the words he says,
even Google don’t know. Oh
Donatus, slow down small,
Too much English make the whole place fall,
Talking complicated just to sound profound,
But confusion na the only thing around.
Donatus, Donatus, Donatus, Donatus,
Donatus! Talking big big words like a learned apparatus,
Donatus, Donatus, Donatus, Donatus,
Donatus! Even dictionary dey fear your dramatics.
He say intellectual synchronization,
Meanwhile everybody lost in translation,
Suit and tie with the honorable pose,
But the meaning of the speech?
Nobody knows. Doctor title shining brighter than gold,
Stories getting bigger every time they told,
Confidence high like airplane status,
Long live honorable Dr.
Donatus! Donatus, Donatus, Donatus,
Donatus, Donatus! Talking big big words like a learned apparatus,
Donatus, Donatus, Donatus, Donatus,
Donatus! Even dictionary dey fear your dramatics.
Big big grammar, small small meaning
Donatus dey go, but we still dey reason