Pleasure Parade

(ah!) Got a little secret in the drawer tonight

I keep it tucked away where the good stuff goes Battery buddy

with a shine that glows Pink,

blue, purple, maybe glitter gold A grown-up toy and I'm feeling bold

When the week gets weird and the dates fall flat I know

one thing that can handle that No heartbreak,

no lies, no ego to coddle Just me and my favorite dildo

Lock the door,

kick off the shoes

Laugh a little, set the mood

No

shame, babe, let it be so simple Dildo,

dildo, bright little hero Saving my night when the room hits zero

Dildo, dildo, smooth and silly Got me dancing round the house so

freely Dildo, dildo, no need to tiptoe Everybody knows what I came

here for

Some people blush when the topic lands I just grin wide and

wave my hands Pleasure is human,

that much is true Nothing scandalous about what adults can do From

the shop downtown to a late-night cart A little comic relief and

a work of art If it fits your vibe then you know

the motto Find your joy,

maybe grab a dildo Life is short,

so love your body Keep it honest,

keep it naughty No fake romance in a cheap tuxedo

Just a grin and a trusted dildo

Dildo, dildo, bright little hero Saving my night when the room hits

zero Dildo, dildo, smooth and silly

Got me dancing round the house so freely Dildo,

dildo, no need to tiptoe Everybody knows what I came here for

(ooh) My little laugh,

my little libo

Goodnight to me and my dildo