Grandma’s Rockin’ Chew

(yee-haw) Out on the back porch,

sun's going down

Best-kept secret in this little town She's rocking so fast,

her boots leave the floor But nobody knows what she has in

store

Look at grandma sitting in her rocking chair

Chewing on her old cotton underwear With a toothless grin and a

twinkle in her eye She's the wildest character rolling on by

(oh yeah)

Uncle Bill walked by,

shook his head in doubt

Asked her what on earth she was thinking about She just chewed

a bit harder,

let out a laugh

Better than any sweet candy by half (haha!)

Look at

grandma sitting in her rocking chair

Chewing on her old cotton underwear With a toothless grin and a

twinkle in her eye She's the wildest character rolling on by

Yeah, she's rocking away

Chewing all through

the day

(rock on, grandma!)