𐑕𐑢𐑰𐑑 𐑝𐑧𐑯𐑩𐑥 𐑣𐑦𐑥𐑯𐑩𐑤

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We upgraded our recipe What people hear We removed a problem You

didn’t know existed Hidden under the lid A little too polite For

what it really did Once that frame clicks There’s no going back

New formula What was wrong with the old one?

Now with fewer additives How many were there before?

The room gets quiet Then it wants more

We’ve removed the poison Why was poison there?

We’ve removed the poison

Now I’m staring at the air

It’s that accidental honesty

It’s that retroactive suspicion

We’ve removed the poison

Why was poison there?

This version

is the pure form Great news,

I stopped Poisoning your coffee today That’s the joke,

that’s the sting Because it highlights timing Tone and the implied past

All at once And it does not pass

Real talk There’s a whole category Of corporate statements That feel like

this exactly We fixed something We wish you hadn’t noticed Smiling on

the surface While the floor just shifted Once that frame clicks There’s

no going back New formula What was wrong with the old one?

Now with fewer additives How many were there before?

The room gets quiet Then it wants more We’ve removed the poison

Why was poison there?

We’ve removed the poison

Now I’m staring at the air

It’s that accidental honesty

It’s that retroactive suspicion

We’ve removed the poison Why was poison there?

And yeah

Once you see it that way

Every “we improved this” Hits a little different The grin gets thin

The promise gets loud The past walks in And sits down in

the crowd We’ve removed the poison Why was poison there?

We’ve removed the poison

Now I’m staring at the air

It’s that accidental honesty It’s that retroactive suspicion

We’ve removed the poison Said with sparkle and flair