Ghost Job Riot

I scrolled the jobs,

ElevenLabs called my name Voice AI wizards,

staking future claim Poured my soul

in the app, hit send

Weeks drag on, patience 'bout to end Email drops: 'Remind me,

what’s our game?' Hiring man

lost, it’s all the same Hiring manager!

You don’t know what you do-o-o ElevenLabs glow But you’re blind to

the crew

Say we’re hiring loud Post jobs in the cloud But it’s smoke

and fake fire

Leave us high and wired Zoom call comes,

questions make no sense ‘What’s text-to-speech?’

Dense defense I school you slow,

basics of the trade

Eyes glaze over, promise parade ‘Next steps soon,

you’re perfect fit’ Then crickets chirp,

classic ghosting hit Hiring manager!

You don’t know what you do-o-o ElevenLabs glow

But you’re blind to the crew

Say

we’re hiring loud Post jobs in the cloud But it’s smoke and

fake

fire Leave us high and wired

Wake up call, this circus is done

Tech hype hides the hiring none

Managers mumbling, dreams undone (yeah,

yeah, move on) Hiring manager!

You don’t know what

you do-o-o ElevenLabs

glow But you’re blind to the crew Say we’re hiring loud Post

jobs in the cloud But it’s smoke and fake fire (leave us

high and wired!)

Hiring manager... (you don’t know) Doesn’t know...

(what you do... yeah)