Unbreakable (Allegedly)

Diamonds wish they were as hard as me titanium's jealous of my

frame

I bend steel with my bare hands I was built to never

feel the same

old aches as mortal men I'm unbreakable,

that's not a boast,

that's just true

Nothing gets through this armor

nothing, nothing gets through

Unbreakable!

Unbreakable!

Nothing in this world

can crack me

,

!

I withstand EVERYTHING, pain means NOTHING to me,

I feel NO— (hahaha...

ahhhh) ...I just watched the end of a dog food commercial where

the dog gets old and I am DESTROYED

I am a puddle

I have never recovered from anything this fast

it wasn't even a SAD commercial,

it was just a TIMELINE

puppy to old dog,

with a nice song,

and I had to pull my van over

I didn't even own that dog!

I don't own ANY dog!

I have no connection to this dog whatsoever and I am GRIEVING

it like family

I think I'm done pretending the armor's actually real

I think it's just a costume for a guy who cries at

insurance commercials car commercials,

ANY commercial with a before-and-after structure,

I can't explain it

Unbreakable...

allegedly...

somebody please tell me that dog's fine...