Number 6

Am I dead?

Dead as a coffin nail,

Ebenezer.

I thought I would have ended up in heaven.

You thought wrong. (groan) Men with broken hearts...

Send them down here!

You did that, Ebenezer,

Not God. (hahaha)

Ah,

here is your office right here.

It is

so dark and hot here...

It is,

but your office is cold.

Ice cold, in fact,

Just like you liked it!

No coal

for you!

You

will be the only one in hell chilly cold!

Here are your forever chains

Forged link by link

in life!

(no, no!) Marley,

help me!

Bah,

humbug...

So long, Scrooge! (hahaha)