Everybody’s Somebody’s Ex
(hahaha) Met a man down at the grocery store Reaching for the same
cereal box He said,
"Sorry, I was married before" I said,
"Honey, I was married a lot!"
Well, not a lot,
but enough to know Everybody's got a little history
He said, "My ex-wife lives in Tennessee" I said,
"Mine's got a lawyer who remembers me!" (hahaha)
We all got names we don't bring up
Pictures in a cardboard box But if you're waiting on a clean
slate Honey, good luck!
Everybody's somebody's ex!
Somebody's "What was I thinking?"
Somebody's late-night text Somebody's reason for drinking!
Everybody's somebody's ex! A little love,
a little regret
We're all somebody's almost,
baby And I ain't met a perfect person yet!
Oh, everybody's somebody's ex!
My best friend dated a millionaire Who still lived with his mama
My cousin married a rodeo clown Now there's a whole lotta drama!
My neighbor's on her third fiancé Says the fourth one's gonna be
the charm
I said, "Girl, you better slow that down You're running outta fingers
on that hand!" We all got stories we could tell Some we
laugh about, some hurt like hell But if you're looking for a
guarantee
Don't look at me!
Everybody's somebody's ex!
Somebody's "What was I thinking?"
Somebody's late-night text Somebody's reason for drinking!
Everybody's somebody's ex! A little love,
a little regret
We're all somebody's almost,
baby And I ain't met a perfect person yet!
Here's to the ones who tried their best
And still couldn't make it work
Here's to the ones who walked away
Before somebody else got hurt
I don't need your perfect past
You don't need to fix mine Just tell me who you are
today
And we'll take it one day at a time
EVERYBODY'S SOMEBODY'S EX!
Somebody's "What was I thinking?"
Somebody's late-night text
Somebody's reason for drinking!
EVERYBODY'S SOMEBODY'S EX! A little love,
a little regret We're all somebody's almost,
baby And I ain't met a perfect person yet!
No, I ain't met a perfect person yet!
Everybody's somebody's ex! (hahaha)
And if you ain't…
give it time!